A kid-friendly seafood restaurant
A VERY understanding husband or friend
A crappy camera phone to document your experience
Begin by ordering FANCY pre-dinner drinks.
A beer for your husband...
...a dragonfly mojito (in a classy beer mug)* for yourself.
While enjoying drinks and adult conversation, distract child with crayons and Star Wars Legos.
When finished, top off the night with a delicious soy chai from Starbucks.
Stress levels should wane within a few hours.
*feel free to substitute wine, gin, vodka or really any alcoholic beverage in place of mojito